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Blood Demotivational Poster


A REAL MAN - Loves his woman every day of the month.


TAGS: love women men blood
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Danny

rerun - November 23, 2010, 5:32 pm

Danny - you joining a motorcycle gang? I understand getting your "wings" is a sure way in.
motinet - November 23, 2010, 4:42 pm

5 salty lions!
Danny - November 23, 2010, 3:55 pm
Alive and kicking, sharing some golden nuggets every once in a while. ;-)
Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 3:41 pm
Holy shite, danny is alive. Nice fake BTW.


RED WINGS - Let your inner vampire out!


TAGS: blood men man real funny period
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Krissie - May 17, 2010, 11:46 pm
Oh...vomit!
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Thank you, Seb. I agree with both your posts.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am
But funny.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am
Disgusting.
gIRL - October 10, 2008, 7:56 am
Jeez, even girls think it's disgusting. Seriously, barf.
Hm. - August 21, 2008, 2:04 am
A friend of mine told me he earned his red wings. My response was "Yeah, but you lost my respect."


EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.


TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or bitch about our lives ? HELL FUCKING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking ass compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!


100 PERCENT - Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.




TRUE BLOOD VS. TWILIGHT - True Blood wins. You get to see Anna Paquin's tits... *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*




BLOOD - There's too much of it in my caffeine system


TAGS: blood in caffeine system
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

Arvantillian - August 8, 2011, 12:26 pm
Don't forget the DEW!
gas - August 7, 2011, 1:52 pm
lol


VAMPIRES -


TAGS: vampire blood period drink under table pzy
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

dragonrider33 - March 17, 2014, 9:26 pm
THIS, is my new favorite Desktop!!
Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:28 pm
WOW.. umm.. it's good to know there are people as sick and twisted -if not more- as/than me around..lol
MrDamage - March 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
EWWWWW! 5 lions :)
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:58 pm
Just added to faves!
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:57 pm
THAT IS TWISTED! I love it! 5 of course!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:34 pm
*divorce*
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:33 pm
Can't afford the consequent dicorce, sorry... Otherwise I'd take you up on that without hesitation! Cheers!
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 5:07 pm
Marry me, culos.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:56 pm
I wish it was priceless, my ex costs me about $3000 a month in alimony. That's not priceless! That's a real bloodsucking vampire foryou!
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:36 pm

Priceless
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 10:56 pm

hey ice...the delay on the eyes for your avatar...creepy dude...like you're stalking someone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 1, 2011, 10:16 pm
Really Ice?...Why can't you write one then?
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:46 pm
OBTW, in case you hadn't noticed, I love a good limerick.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:39 pm
There once was a guy named "Psych"... He submitted one we might like... He hit a home run... When the Mods said "It's done"... Now he's giddy as a lil bitty tyke. 5
spacedog - February 1, 2011, 9:16 pm
LMAO! Amsome pzykosiz.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

OMG!!! n1 dude.


IN THE JUNGLE - ... the mighty jungle... ...the lion feeds toniiiiiight. A weembaway a weembaway...


TAGS: lion jungle blood
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by motinet

rerun - November 6, 2015, 8:48 am

the stuff dreams are made of
lgvernon - November 5, 2015, 11:26 am

Those newfangled dental procedures can be sooooo iffy!
Reality Lord - November 5, 2015, 9:49 am

remember remember the fifth of novermber
Reality Lord - November 5, 2015, 9:49 am

meh....who knows
Reality Lord - November 5, 2015, 9:49 am

wonder if it's shopped?
Reality Lord - November 5, 2015, 9:48 am

that look in her eyes...reminds me of a former gf
Reality Lord - November 5, 2015, 9:10 am

just that time of the month thing i guess
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 10:03 pm
Finally. A fresh motinet poster. My first. And I’m not disappointed.
TheOne - May 3, 2012, 6:58 pm
Boom, no more childhood.


BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER -


TAGS: blood water family syrup waffles
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L sick.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 10:07 am
semen is thicker than blood so doe......forget it. I've over analyzed this...
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:50 am
PhxDebbie, what is your relation to sickartist? Just curious.
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
yes, I suppose it does, but if you were to mix rum and waffles....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
Molasses is thicker than syrup....does that make Rum more important than waffles? 5L
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:44 am
Now I'm hungry, need some waffles. 5L
PhxDebbie - August 10, 2010, 9:43 am
MMMMMM International House of 5L
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 8:50 am
Flawless logic. 5L


GENETICS - I was born to be a pessimist My blood type is B negative


TAGS: blood type pessimist
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by house

Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 6:14 am
don't 'spose you wanna upload that to a pun website?


BABIES - Sometimes cute, sometimes horribly, horribly evil


TAGS: baby blood death horrible evil
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Limeman

FatherTyme - June 17, 2011, 7:18 pm
He's saving it for later.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 1:12 pm
You can actually see the chunks of brain matter on his chest.
Jas - October 21, 2009, 1:28 am
Looks like a young barbarian who has just scored his first kill.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:53 pm
lol! Nothing better than a baby's laughter :p
Jupiter Monkey - August 29, 2009, 9:54 am
Braaaaaaaains!!!!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:35 pm
what was that kid eating?


VAMPIRE BOYFRIENDS - Because Tampons Just Don't Cut It No More




POLICE BLOODHOUNDS - They don't mind sniffing each other's butts But even they have their limits...


TAGS: police bloodhound underwear
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:32 pm
Reference the classic: Do not want!


GORE - THE BEST THERAPY OF ALL -


TAGS: anime gore half pwnt blood girl holy crap
Rating: 2.79/5
Pwnedabitch - October 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
yes very wrong
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:11 pm
is it bad if i smile at this?


PAIN OLYMPICS - What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?




CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS - What do you mean he's behind me? Oh jesus!!!


TAGS: blood chuck norris
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Madnessfreak13

Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 10:36 am
I like it cause to me it is a different approach than a lot of the other Chuck Norris ones, but all i can say is F*C1< Chuck!!!


BUNSEN BURNER - Who needs magic when you have gas!




KIDS TODAY... -




ALWAYS GIVE 100% -




LIPOSUCTION - How Ronald gets his smile on


TAGS: ronald mcdonalds blood boy fat random
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by wampyre

Steadybeat - December 16, 2010, 11:38 pm
Mc Gore thats new
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 2:28 pm
Wouldn't it be zourists? just trying to understand...
[email protected] - February 3, 2010, 12:42 pm
Is ziz about the south american gangs zat kill tourists 4 zere fat, or zombies


HEY, ZATANNA... - "Why don't we give these geeks a massive coronary?" "Sure. What did you have in mind?" "Two words: MOTOR BOAT."


TAGS: power girl zatanna comicon sexy sapphic impeding bloodflow to the brain
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:23 pm
what ever make them happy/horny
MrBlack - February 15, 2010, 9:18 pm
Zatanna motorboatin Powergirl? Everyone wins! Especially Zatanna
_dog - September 23, 2009, 6:51 pm
Good poster, Briton of Rose. And comment, Mr.M.
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 1:48 pm
some jealous little shit bombed all the new ones
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 1:44 pm
HEY, Who bombed our Mascot!!?? 5 the heck out of this to get it back up the list!
motifake - August 26, 2009, 9:43 am

Holy crap! Its PORCELINA AND NARUTARDED!!!


ORGANIC FRUIT -


TAGS: apple evil killer blood pesticides natural eyes
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by xXxMorouneyxXx

Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Definitely, without them, our fruit may look like that!


REAL VAMPIRES -




YOUR MILKSHAKE - I DRINK IT UP!


TAGS: milkshake there will be blood
Rating: 1.27/5

More motifakes by Alex

Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 10:37 pm
whats up with that?
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:37 am
Well, MY milkshake brings the girls to the yard, and they're like, "It's better than yours!" Damn right, it's better than yours. (I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.)
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:58 pm
Then we get to crush peoples skulls with bowling pins YAAAAAAAAAAY!
S8N - May 20, 2008, 9:20 pm
there will be blood... but first ice cream, whipped cream and cherry


GIVE ME COFFEE -




ANIME POPPING VEIN -


TAGS: anime popping vain epic battle blood
Rating: 1.36/5

More motifakes by GSJ21

Faceplant31 - May 11, 2010, 10:27 am
1L


THE KILL -




BEYOND BIRTHDAY -




FRIENDSHIP -




POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.


TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by chareuleu

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


BLOOD - The average anime character has about 14 gallons of it


TAGS: blood
Rating: 1.97/5

More motifakes by willydoedntcare

Schifty - November 19, 2008, 2:37 pm
Thats deff. Kool-Aid all anime characters have 14 gallons of Kool Aid.
Max - June 15, 2008, 6:33 pm
I noticed that, too.


How About a Magic Trick -


TAGS: joker vampires movies blood enough is enough
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 8, 2014, 9:47 pm
I hope you're using 'Twilight' referring to my age . . . Lol.
MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:46 am
A 5L bold statement from someone who is close to being in his Twilight years, don't ya think? Teehee


THIS IS THE TIME WHEN - "Honey, where have you been?" seems like the last question to ask




SOCCER FANS -


TAGS: soccer fans socer blood horde combined
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Marduke - January 27, 2009, 9:53 am
Mark, Unfortunately I have had to stop the autographs. But I do like the poster though. I didn't know this was out there, lol. Thanks
Mark - January 26, 2009, 7:54 pm
Marduke! You're so popular that someone made you into a poster! Wow! Can I get your autograph?
Mark - January 26, 2009, 7:50 pm
Hey wait a second! I've seen this somewhere before. Hmmm....could it have been...I dunno....an Avatar?


LIVING THE LIFE - Where the Hell is all my Beer!


TAGS: bloodycrackers
Rating: 2.07/5
DreMagnum - October 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
the beers right next to you idiot
rerun - October 13, 2009, 6:16 pm

looks like he may be watching kitty porn


IF YOU COULD ONLY - pour straight to the blood stream without a pesky needle.




SELF HARM DISORDER -




BLOODBATH - You might not get clean, but you'll never have to wash again.




ONE-UPMANSHIP -


TAGS: upper hand pee blood
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Faceplant31 - August 16, 2010, 3:30 pm
ROR! 5L RL.
guyfox - August 15, 2010, 10:52 pm
if you are referring to what I think you are I can't help but to cringe
Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 8:57 pm
5...and then you clog the toilet.
tellitlikeitis - August 15, 2010, 8:55 pm
So gross. The man still gets the last laugh, ARGH!


JAPAN -


TAGS: its in the blood cubby
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Claire - October 7, 2010, 10:10 pm
I did a junior ambassador thing there for two weeks. It was pretty awesome.
jameswnash - October 7, 2010, 9:47 pm
lived in japan for 4 years, LOVED IT!
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 11:05 pm
Ah, Japan. Someday I'd like to go and just frollic.


WINTER - at Wes Kraven's house


TAGS: snowman blood
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Koradan

LinkFox101113 - June 11, 2010, 6:26 am
Nice. 5 way too big spoons!


HOT, HOT HEAT -




RED OCTOBER -




APPROACH AT OWN RISK -


TAGS: period bathroom blood women
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - March 20, 2012, 6:02 pm
Cellulite is disgusting. But I like watching horror movies
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:44 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Preacher Man - March 20, 2012, 1:27 am
Looks like a public restroom in Silent Hill.
Rick69 - March 18, 2012, 7:26 pm
Bloody Hell! ... Sorry, I understand that joke was immature & insensitive. Period.


THE PHONE - When I want to use it I want to use it NOW




LOLZW - LOL zombie wedding! I'll go get the shotgun~


TAGS: zombie wedding shotgun blood stuff tags
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by pakuun221

Bakstabr - June 10, 2010, 9:34 am
It's funny but i think it would have been better with the "Zombie Wedding" as the big text with "giving a whole new meaning to shotgun wedding" underneath. Just me though


YOU WHAT ? - ...


TAGS: woman menstruation pain blood muslim
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by plasmapt

smash - November 12, 2008, 3:23 pm
Fuckin limeys.......


CHUCK NORRIS - Will roundhousekick anyone thinking about combo-breaking this...




WINNING - An epic mixture of 7g coke rocks, tiger blood, and Charlie Sheen.


TAGS: tiger blood charlie sheen
Rating: 1.36/5

More motifakes by saikimmi

rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:27 pm

I would go to the DMV or parole office
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 3, 2011, 10:26 pm
If I wanted to listen to a Crack head rant I'd go to the bus station...or Arbys.
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:25 pm

based on the reviews of his 1st show, fail


BAD BLOOD -




HAPPY PASSOVER...WE KNOW WHOS BOOD THAT IS ON THE DOOR FRAME -




ASSTEROIDS -


TAGS: culos bloody underwear guaranteed
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by culos

MilDoc - March 3, 2011, 2:56 pm
I'd hate to work as a miner!


SMILE! -


TAGS: christmas grinch joy blood cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 4:16 pm
that's my girl 5L


HER WEDDING DAY -


TAGS: bride mad groom blood cubby
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

AdmiralAckbar - June 28, 2010, 2:56 pm
Its a tr.., oops tool late
Cubbybear - June 26, 2010, 7:50 pm
I'm nuts about it.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 6:44 pm
Cubby I have to give it to you...I mean I dont Know How you Raise The Quality AND the Quantity.


STOPPING THE FAN - Not the smartest idea of the day...is it?


TAGS: blood
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 8:16 pm
Hey at least she can't talk
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:12 pm
I could handle her losing a finger... but the tongue? Hit the road, honey...


HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY -


TAGS: honesty blood wives
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 5:54 am
Yes, sincerity is a road paved with punches to the face; sad but true...5/5
Demi Moore - January 12, 2009, 1:27 am
My ass is TIGHT.


THE MOSH PIT -




ONE DAY MARRY POPPINS COULDN'T OPEN HER UMBRELLA - That's where we get the term "Bloody Marry" from


TAGS: bloody marry
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Vitek

DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 3:18 am
lmao, i was wondering where i stole that from. Yeah, I use da fuck more
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:16 am
only instead of usinf f*ck I used hell
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:15 am
not from you, I took it from a South Park episode called "Fatbeard"
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:15 am
I know, huh?
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 3:15 am
believe*
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am
LMAO stavro, i belief you stole my "Da hell" thing, but dont worry, Derek never makes sense
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am
WTF, da hell does what you said have to do anything with this poster?
Derek - December 6, 2009, 3:10 am
After you get engaged, you might get Maryed.


BLOODY MARY? - It's morning already?




LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD - It seems Frank Miller has taken an interest in fairytales




GANGSTA VAMPIRES - THEY SUCK, BLUD. -




BLISS - leaving her there when the tide comes in.




/ BLOODRAYNE / - The REAL reason why NAZI Germany lost the war.


TAGS: bloodrayne ww2 wwii war nazi germany rnr
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by RnR

untersturmfurher - September 3, 2009, 12:39 pm
im lucky i was in that war
yon - November 13, 2008, 12:34 am
hawt


FIRST BLOOD -


TAGS: blood
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by DJA

bill - October 12, 2009, 11:23 am
yeah, its a vampire


SORRY - The truth is you could slit my throat And with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.


TAGS: slit my throat sorry girl fake blood love
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by Mercury

Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
-500 lions for quoting taking back sunday.


HERE'S JOHNNY! - Damn Belly Worms....take the right way and exit through the vagina!




BLOOD OCEAN - Still threatened by global warming?




KILL WHAT YOU EAT - Eat What You Kill




MAKING IT WORK - Having 'Harry Potter and the illegitimate Bastard son of the King' won't


TAGS: harry potter hlf blood prince
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by K Wells

agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 11:57 am
Nah, Derek. Just proving to someone who didn't think you read comments. Thank you. Proceed.
Derek - October 11, 2009, 1:10 am
Wrong on all counts Aggy. Something frustrating you?
CANADA - October 9, 2009, 4:49 pm
lol,play nice
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 4:35 pm
Let me guess, Derek... 34, single, sex twice... two different girls, no call-backs. One was a friend of the family. Or, 45+ MOH's to online porn. This week.
Derek - October 9, 2009, 4:26 pm
Apparently, "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" had to be retitled: "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" in the US because someone said something similar.


BRICKS - he shat them...


TAGS: bricks shit blood
Rating: 1.76/5

More motifakes by RnR

the horrific outcome - August 24, 2008, 11:25 am
of surprise butseks


CRAPPY PATTY -




reality -




illusion -


TAGS: hand head blood fingers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Krickit - April 27, 2013, 11:58 am
This pic reminds me of "that on time"... yeah you know what I mean


If you know which one is the address bar -


TAGS: i hate toolbars bloody viruses
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by curlyrocks

curlyrocks - June 15, 2013, 3:36 pm
I'm sure there's a tool bar somewhere that can help me with my grammar.
Vinxman - June 15, 2013, 9:06 am
If you know the difference between then and than, then it seems you're smarter than 90% of the Internet users.
Cannabal - June 9, 2013, 6:21 am
You see what happens, Larry! You see what happens when you don't check the little box during program installation!
EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2013, 4:34 am
Ho-oly crap!! Is that what you guys are dealing with??? Why? Are you masochists? Get a Mac, fer christ's sake!
curlyrocks - June 7, 2013, 4:20 pm
I found that when dealing with a customer who I need to take to either a specific URL or to their router 9 times out of 10 I need to get them to use CTRL O. Apparently saying "the bar at the top" is confusing.
Silverheart - June 7, 2013, 1:31 pm

When installing software, and it asks if you want to install the free toolbar from whatever, just say no! All those toolbars, taking up screenspace, monitoring your online activity and slowing down your internet. Yikes.
MrStupidGir - June 7, 2013, 12:53 pm
if your browser looks like that don't bitch about internet being slow
falloutghoul - June 7, 2013, 8:41 am
All those toolbars, and for what? To search something without going to the actual site? Get rid of those things!
Renza - June 7, 2013, 8:05 am
The truth of this makes me sad, 5L


Tofu -


TAGS: meat substitute never be able to replace a nice bloody medium rare beef steak vegans
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:26 pm
Mr. Gary actually woofed...teehee!
MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
Froot Loops and mayo...as a sandwich...try it!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:35 pm
Great, now I’m ready to eat a big ol’ slab of tofu swimming in a bowl of fruit loop mayo glop....since I just threw up.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 8:06 pm
If you had to choose between a big ol' slab of tofu, or a huge bowl of froot loops swimming in mayo - which would it be?


Truth -




IF IT ONLY HAD A CORK -


TAGS: iron poor rerun geritol blood
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - February 16, 2013, 9:51 pm

Be respectful of the elderly


Shark Week -




BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS - For when you given it your absolute all .....And still lost.....


TAGS: blood sweat lost tears
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by house

Verdeckt - May 25, 2011, 3:58 am
Back door Benny... Nice


CHEETAHS -


TAGS: punday bloody punday
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Claire - September 18, 2010, 12:54 pm
I just got it. -.-
GreyScorpion - September 18, 2010, 12:24 pm
very punny, a brilliant example of a well thought out fake. 5L..and the 1L bomber on this...I know who you are...
ICEMAN - September 17, 2010, 11:44 pm
A true classic. 5
agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 11:38 pm
I love it. Noobs... don't even bother taking notes.


I LOVE YOU -


TAGS: knife blood bathroom
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 29, 2013, 10:17 am
Thx :)
Oiler - January 29, 2013, 12:38 am
Epic picture...top 5 creators but top 1 or 2 in creativity. Some people cannot create the long posters this well. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2012, 8:00 am
I don't think anyone can tell Sho what "this is for". He's easily in the top 5 current creators.....he'll tell YOU what this is for.
Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:25 pm
Normally I'm always open to criticism. But in your case, unless you also made some posters yourself, do not criticize mine.
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:49 pm
CAPTIONS that's what this is for-- not competing for poet laureate


Blood Boiling -




What Do You Mean ? -


TAGS: bloody
Rating: 4.33/5

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maoworks2 - June 20, 2013, 7:35 am
Thank You Next Time You Have A Bloody Mary Think Of Kate.
Silverheart - June 20, 2013, 1:37 am

Kate Beckinsale wearing a corset and latex pants. I'm incapable of voting anything less than perfect 5.


TAINTED WITH THE BLOOD... -




don't you hate it when.... -




DOES SHE WALK? - Does she talk? Does she come complete? My homeroom homeroom Angel


TAGS: my blood runs cold
Rating: 3.73/5

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doubet - August 1, 2010, 10:55 pm
Dude, nice! I love the J. Giels band


BEATIFUL DAY -




TIMING -


TAGS: by the river of blood the children cry their evils ruined by an alibi
Rating: 3.55/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 3:12 am
YOu're going to sterilize it, right? With the fingerprints? Yeesh!
MrRandom - January 9, 2010, 3:03 am
Probably charges you extra.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:42 am
If the Rabi takes too much off the top, do you get a refund or a discount?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 4, 2010, 3:55 pm
Ti Ming is one of my favorite eastern philosophers. Great job! You brought subtlety to the fore, with cutting wit.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:14 am

painful either way
Narutarded - January 3, 2010, 8:53 am
Or in this case, a well-timed "bris" joke.


CHUCK NORRIS'S - flat had surprisingly never been broken into!




So much blood -




BLOOD OATHS -


TAGS: blood oaths one lion good amp decent motifakers
Rating: 3.45/5

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reason - October 14, 2009, 6:56 pm
now someone turn this into a tunnels and ill laugh my balls off. Some tunnels are stupid. Some are actually funny. Relax people, if it is actually funny, rate it how you think it should be rated.
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Take the oath now, sleep better tonight.
Montanna - May 15, 2009, 2:03 am
Ronsart went to USAFA?
Montanna - May 15, 2009, 2:03 am
Ronsart went to USAFA?
Montanna - May 15, 2009, 2:02 am
Ronsart went to USAFA?
Mark - May 13, 2009, 3:35 pm
No tunnels....period! All tunnels = 1
Chopperliscious - May 11, 2009, 10:33 am
hearts content! :P
Chopperliscious - May 11, 2009, 10:32 am
Just a reminder to the newer breed, Posting tunnels that are replies, instead of a re-caption of the pic (Really witty tunnel replies may be accepted) &lt; http://www.motifake.com/create.php &gt; Everone else does, so go for it - tunnel to your
agdaniele - May 11, 2009, 2:13 am
Just a reminder to the newer breed... no tunnels! A comment will suffice.
fluffykin5 - March 31, 2009, 1:38 pm
I swear ........ so help me
RON - March 11, 2009, 2:56 pm
YES CUBBY!! I wish success was ours!...but not yet...when Mr. Motifake runs out of space for posters...they will be the first to go...it will be a wonderful day indeed...lol...live long and prosper!
Mark - March 11, 2009, 2:48 pm
...contrary to my original I think I would have to rip on it in the comments. The bottom line in my opinion is that tunnels are bad. Some are funny but all are bad. Funny tunnels still = 1
Mark - March 11, 2009, 2:46 pm
Marduke - I don't have an answer for the proper etiquette for a reposting. Perhaps you could get numerous opinions in the forum. I think everyone feels differently about it. I wouldn't be offended if someone re-did one of my posters. But if it was...
RON - March 11, 2009, 2:44 pm
My opinion...Marduke...I don,t believe in tunnels...just a waste of time, and to many stupid comments after original. Even if original is dump, well that,s the way it is. Try to get original pics and do something new and fun. First come...first to do.
Marduke - March 11, 2009, 2:20 pm
...right away crediting the original poster, or what? There have been times when a tunnel would have been funnier if it was made new using the same pic.
Marduke - March 11, 2009, 2:16 pm
Ron, Great poster as always. Mark, Babies who smoke shouldn't swear, but I agree with your points. One question though, if you have a better idea to a current poster made, what is the proper etiquette for making a new caption. Do you post a comment ...
Cubbybear - March 11, 2009, 1:34 pm
Ron are you Klingon? I say Qapla'! To our blood oath
Mark - March 11, 2009, 1:16 pm
Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck!
Ethan - March 11, 2009, 11:46 am
TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW TUNNELS FTW
Mark - February 26, 2009, 5:11 pm
Not only do I swear to vote 1 on all tunnels, I further commit myself to voting 1 on all anonymous posters. If they aren't proud of their work they shouldn't post it.


YOU'RE DOOM -




WHERE'S AGDANIELE? - It's like Where's Waldo But if you win he will mow your lawn for a year.


TAGS: dont go all blood in blood out on me aggy
Rating: 3.06/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 1:25 pm
I would just like to say......AGGY HAS ONCE AGAIN VIOLENTLY SODOMIZED the top 5......&*%^$$*$*&$Moderators....
agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 9:35 pm
Pickled.
rerun - March 31, 2010, 9:30 pm

sauteed livers?
agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 9:27 pm
....and livers.
rerun - March 31, 2010, 9:07 pm

more posters than a cow has stomachs
agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 9:03 pm
A lot more, if you ever get around to searching moo, mooo, moooo, mooooo, moooooo, mooooooo, moooooooo, mooooooooo....
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 9:03 pm
*tribute posters*
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 9:03 pm
On a slightly related note, have you guys ever noticed how many moooooooooooooooooooooooo dedication posters there are?
agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 8:57 pm
Naturally! Love ya, TTH!
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 8:54 pm
Just noticed this one on the sidelines and had another LOL.
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 4:02 am
Ah, yes.... the day we met. How romantic, moooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 4:01 am
I was always partial to this one.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:52 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cows are funny! 5L for the bovine
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:20 pm
Frickin' hilarious!!!! And you won't find me here... I've already been picked up!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2009, 10:18 pm
you had to be on last night. Suffice it to say that Aggy is a dirty Mexican......back to poker...see you in a few hours.
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
I'm lost!


TRUE LOVE - Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.




BULL BAR -


TAGS: if only it came in fresh blood color
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - October 20, 2009, 5:17 pm
wow! that must be one tough smart car!


Kayaking -




HOSTAGE RESCUE - Hostage YES, Rescue NO! And by the time JIMBO and the boyz, get done with you...




WII - ...strikes back




Replenishment -


TAGS: pope children blood replenish suffer
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 18, 2016, 6:27 pm
I'll bet this is the reason he "retired". He looks so much like Emperor Palpitane!
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2016, 11:19 am
Yep, that Ghost :-)
JesusWept - February 18, 2016, 8:55 am
Thanks DjeeOwe ;)
GaryO - February 18, 2016, 8:29 am
Why is h.o.t. censored, why is s.k.i.r.t. censored...why? Because Motifake is s-o-o-o-o CENSORIFIC!, that’s why..except for ‘tit’...it's special
GaryO - February 18, 2016, 8:23 am
sick enough for me to like it...good job JayDub
JesusWept - February 18, 2016, 6:50 am
You mean from the band Ghost? Yeah...that's a thought LOL
Cloudy - February 18, 2016, 6:11 am
OK, why is p-h-o-t-o censored? Anyone?
Cloudy - February 18, 2016, 6:11 am
A photo of children and Papa Emeritus III would also work
JesusWept - February 18, 2016, 1:57 am
Thanks :)
lgvernon - February 18, 2016, 1:55 am

Gahhhhhhh. Up vote for the total freak out.


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